is this all the drama that you hoped that it would be?
you're so excited you can't even hide your smile
you'd better hurry you're about to miss your flight
maybe you'll see me waving from your window seat


wait for
one more


you're coming back for autographs
but i don't want one from you now
you wouldn't listen if i said
slow down now,
come back home


is this all the drama that you hoped that it would be?
when you're a rock star can i be on your cd?
when you're on oprah will you talk about me?
you're so dysfunctional, i think it's really neat


remember to thank me on your album sleeve